I Need YOU....

To go sign this petition. If I don't get my weekly captain fix, I'll get cranky. And you all know what I'm like when I'm cranky. So (cue cheesy Faberge shampoo commercial music....damn am I dating myself or what??) Go tell your friends and they'll tell their friends and they'll tell their friends too!

God will then smile upon the earth, surveying Tuesday night's TV lineup, and He will smile upon seeing "Deadliest Catch", and He will declare that it is good.